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Produced in part by Chris White

Recorded in J. Sharpe Studios in Cyrus, MN

Recording funded primarily through Indiegogo Campaign

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released December 7, 2014

Indiegogo Backers:
Chris White
Cole Peterson
J. Evan LeFreak
William White
Dorreen White
Jared Jon Jerzak
Gardner Brenneisen
Eric Dymit
Brian Mitchell
Collin Ireland
Adam Molde
Matt McDonough
Mitch Finzel
Gareth O'Dalaigh
Rebecca Johnson
peacepanda29
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Songs by Jonas Newhouse & William White

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Track Name: Aural Penetration
Prepare your earnuses for aural penetration
Your situation is aural penetration
You got no innocence, we got no trepidation
Prepare your earnuses for aural penetration

You now we live the fast life
On the edge of a knife
And it's time to cut you down
From atop your high horse
Bring you down to earth for audible intercourse
You know the world spins fast, we'll have you spinnin too

You know we're livin' slow now
No danger, no way, no how
And it's time to go to bed
Stop vocal masturbation
For aural penetration
All 8 bits, you know we're comin' at you
Track Name: Fuck You, I'm Happy
I want you to know
That you can go
Wherever I go
And I want you to see that you see
That you and me
Could easily be

DDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDD D D DDDD
DDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDD D D DDDD

I know it might be wrong
But I felt this for so long
And we are going strong
If you believe in this
This thing we almost missed
Or do I have to kiss
Track Name: Animal Show
Have you ever seen a zebra do a somersault
Have you ever seen a lemur try to do a pole vault
I ain’t never seen a bunny do a trick like that
Jumping from the tree and do a flip into a hat
The tigers go wild and the pigs go ham
And all the pretty girlies gonna scream oh damn
The critters doing shit I didn’t even know existed
If you don’t come now you’re gonna wish you hadn’t missed it (But we can go tomorrow)

Hey, you wanna go?
Go, go, go!
Hey, you wanna go to the animal show?!

Animal backside don’t run don’t hide
Open your eyes and you’ll see
Mammals and amphibians, monkey in a cardigan
Doing tricks for you and me
The tigers go wild and the pigs go ham
And all the pretty ladies gonna scream oh damn
The critters doing shit I didn’t even know existed
If you don’t come now you’re gonna wish you hadn’t missed it (It’ll be here all week)
Track Name: Escalator? I Hardly Know'er!
Stress I guess is killing me dead
I address the voice in my head
He says everything is fine

Right or wrong he's probably yes
Might's a strong word but I confess
I don't know just what is mine

And I don't know how to be kind
Whisper in my open mind
Tease my brain a couple times
Today I took the escalator, everybody staired

Stand in place; stroll round the block
Then step off and go for a walk
Oh, my legs they wheel so fast

Drive a car pop all four tires
Ride a bike be often admired
For your eco-friendly little ass

But you will be forever passed
Walking may still come in last
Shadows break and need a cast
Today I took the stairs, things escalated

Elevate it floor by floor
You're escalate get out the door
Stair me down, step out of line
Everything's not doing fine
Today I took the elevator, it went pretty quick
Track Name: Ballad of the Dashing Prince
He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
He’s good-looking, wooooah-ooohhh
He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
He’s good-looking, wooooah-ooohhh
He’s royalty, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
He’s royalty, wooooah-ooohhh
He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
But he just runs away

Can’t run the country (When you’re the dashing prince)
But you get pussy (When you’re the dashing prince)
He’s good-looking (He’s the dashing prince)
Can’t run the country (‘Cause he’s the dashing prince)

The ladies comes from all around, all around
To polish his crown
Enemies, they come from all around, all around
But he is nowhere to be found
He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh
He’s good-looking, wooooah-ooohhh
He’s royalty and good-looking, good-looking
But he just runs away
Track Name: New Alphabet
Action action anorexia attacks
Bring it in before the bodies are back
Crazy crazy cat you’re crawling so cool
Damn dirty dog, clean up that drool

Everyone’s exactly what you want them to be
Fallin’ so fast trying to fuck themselves free
Good god, good grief, good golly, god damn
Have you heard the holy word or taken his hand

Incandescent igloos, unintelligent design
Just like the joker said that Johnny was fine
Kill kill kill kill communist kings
Little lying losers have the luckiest dreams

My nine options possess qualities
Reminiscent of superficial trustees
Under volumes of weekly x-rays of yours
Zipping
Track Name: In the Dark Room
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, badadabop, bop bop bop etc whatever fuck you

Come on, come on, have you heard the news?
There’s a girl who’s got these dancing shoes
I met her in the dark room the other day
And I tell you man she boogied my blues away well come on

White house Julian Serenade
In that room my night was made
Chemical reaction, utter satisfaction
Clap on, clap off, lights down, we’re exposed

Come on boys, grab your girl
Come on fellas, grab your man
Come on ladies, grab your guy
Come on chicas, grab your dame

In the middle of the dark room
Lovin' in the middle of the dark room
Dancing in the middle of the dark room
Right here in the dark room, no one sees a sound

Hold me, love me, hold me, in the middle of the dark room
Love me, hold me, love me, in the middle of the dark room
Hold me, love me, hold me, in the middle of the dark room
Love me, hold me, love me, in the middle of the room
Track Name: Shitbox #2
Come run away with me to somewhere we can finally be
Everything we want to be, possessive free apostrophe yeah
I don’t wanna
Gotta lotta
Things to do when I’m with you you know I’ve gotta give a shotta
Shot o’ wata
On the spotta
We would do so many things if only I could think of them but
I just can’t because

This song is stuck in my head
This song is outta sight
This song is super rad man
This song is hella tight

Hoppin’ clubs is super choice man
So let’s go and get some brews
Bruises on your human body
Because you’re human that’s the kind of bodies humans have man
I would write a better line if I could think of one but I just can’t because

This song is stuck in my head
This song is outta sight
This song is super rad man
This song is hella tight
This song is uber sick bro
It is the cat’s meow
It’s playing on the radio
Everybody loves it, and how!
Track Name: Let's Talk Less About You and More About Me
Sleepless nights protect my hair
And I don’t mind if people stare
But evry now and then they call me
Hey hey hey hey!

A touch of class a snap of style
Snap some cuffs once in a while
But evry now and then they stall me
Hey hey hey hey!
Evrybody (hey hey hey hey)
Get together (hey hey hey hey)
Evrybody (hey hey hey hey)
Get a sweater

Cardigans, sweaters, and shirts
I don’t have a job but you know that I work
Every outfit I’m wearing the girls can’t stop staring at me
Just let me be

Hair paste and a good sense of taste
I dye it and diet my hair and my waist
It’s hard to conceive but I just can’t believe my ties
I’m not like those other guys

Double, full, or even half
Windsor over just like that
But evry now and then they stop me
hey hey hey hey

Button down and suit on up
Too much class, not class enough
But every now and then top me
hey hey hey hey
Every girl (hey hey hey hey)
Grab a guy (hey hey hey hey)
Every guy (hey hey hey hey)
Grab a tie
Track Name: This Would Be a Stay Positive Song if Stay Positive Wrote Songs
(Written improvisationally by two of Jonas and William's freshman dorm-mates. $Pine4Satan2013)

My mom told me not to go outside today, but I did
My dad told me not to take the car out today, but I did
When I went outside there was a nuclear attack, and I died
When I took the car out I hit a kid, and he did

Rebellion, rebellion
It's bad, so bad
Rules are there for a reason

My sister told me not to borrow her top, but I did
Then I went to a party and I threw up, oh shit
Shouldn't have had tomato soup this morning, bad idea
My mom told me to just eat cereal instead, but I didn't
Track Name: Because Fuck You, That's Why
Hey there girl girl
Go ahead and twirl twirl
Show me what it’s all about
Gonna make ya’ scream gonna make it loud

Hey there boy boy
You’ll be my toy toy
Comin’ out with a bangarang
I should have gone before I came

But if I’m coming on too strong, let me know

Sippin’ on vanilla coke
Snortin’ on vanilla joke
Just a few more little sips
Suck that straw between your lips

Bang Bang! The smokin’ gun
Holdin’ six but I got one
Pick up stix bend down real slow
One more shot means one more blow
Track Name: Pterodactyl
Pterodactyl comin’ after me
Pterodactyl with a silent “p”
Can you run? No I can’t
'Cause he can fly, you dumb sonofabitch

Brontosarus coming after me
Brontosaurus thinks I’m a tree
Get it?
He’s a herbivore

All these dinos coming after me?
Lord knows I knows they’re coming after me
Why these dinos coming after me?

Velociraptor coming after me
Velociraptor vicious as can be
Do they hunt in packs or do they hunt alone?
They hunt in packs… well fuck

Triceratops coming after me
Triceratops, horns, he’s got three
Does he have two horns or does he have one?
He’s got three horns you ignorant cunt

Tyrannosaurus coming after me
Tyrannosaurus with a capital T
Should you run or should you stand still?
I should run, you dumb son of a bitch