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Prepare your earnuses for aural penetration Your situation is aural penetration You got no innocence, we got no trepidation Prepare your earnuses for aural penetration You now we live the fast life On the edge of a knife And it's time to cut you down From atop your high horse Bring you down to earth for audible intercourse You know the world spins fast, we'll have you spinnin too You know we're livin' slow now No danger, no way, no how And it's time to go to bed Stop vocal masturbation For aural penetration All 8 bits, you know we're comin' at you
2.
I want you to know That you can go Wherever I go And I want you to see that you see That you and me Could easily be DDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDD D D DDDD DDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDD D D DDDD I know it might be wrong But I felt this for so long And we are going strong If you believe in this This thing we almost missed Or do I have to kiss
3.
Animal Show 02:47
Have you ever seen a zebra do a somersault Have you ever seen a lemur try to do a pole vault I ain’t never seen a bunny do a trick like that Jumping from the tree and do a flip into a hat The tigers go wild and the pigs go ham And all the pretty girlies gonna scream oh damn The critters doing shit I didn’t even know existed If you don’t come now you’re gonna wish you hadn’t missed it (But we can go tomorrow) Hey, you wanna go? Go, go, go! Hey, you wanna go to the animal show?! Animal backside don’t run don’t hide Open your eyes and you’ll see Mammals and amphibians, monkey in a cardigan Doing tricks for you and me The tigers go wild and the pigs go ham And all the pretty ladies gonna scream oh damn The critters doing shit I didn’t even know existed If you don’t come now you’re gonna wish you hadn’t missed it (It’ll be here all week)
4.
Stress I guess is killing me dead I address the voice in my head He says everything is fine Right or wrong he's probably yes Might's a strong word but I confess I don't know just what is mine And I don't know how to be kind Whisper in my open mind Tease my brain a couple times Today I took the escalator, everybody staired Stand in place; stroll round the block Then step off and go for a walk Oh, my legs they wheel so fast Drive a car pop all four tires Ride a bike be often admired For your eco-friendly little ass But you will be forever passed Walking may still come in last Shadows break and need a cast Today I took the stairs, things escalated Elevate it floor by floor You're escalate get out the door Stair me down, step out of line Everything's not doing fine Today I took the elevator, it went pretty quick
5.
He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh He’s good-looking, wooooah-ooohhh He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh He’s good-looking, wooooah-ooohhh He’s royalty, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh He’s royalty, wooooah-ooohhh He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh But he just runs away Can’t run the country (When you’re the dashing prince) But you get pussy (When you’re the dashing prince) He’s good-looking (He’s the dashing prince) Can’t run the country (‘Cause he’s the dashing prince) The ladies comes from all around, all around To polish his crown Enemies, they come from all around, all around But he is nowhere to be found He’s good-looking, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh He’s good-looking, wooooah-ooohhh He’s royalty and good-looking, good-looking But he just runs away
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New Alphabet 06:14
Action action anorexia attacks Bring it in before the bodies are back Crazy crazy cat you’re crawling so cool Damn dirty dog, clean up that drool Everyone’s exactly what you want them to be Fallin’ so fast trying to fuck themselves free Good god, good grief, good golly, god damn Have you heard the holy word or taken his hand Incandescent igloos, unintelligent design Just like the joker said that Johnny was fine Kill kill kill kill communist kings Little lying losers have the luckiest dreams My nine options possess qualities Reminiscent of superficial trustees Under volumes of weekly x-rays of yours Zipping
7.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, badadabop, bop bop bop etc whatever fuck you Come on, come on, have you heard the news? There’s a girl who’s got these dancing shoes I met her in the dark room the other day And I tell you man she boogied my blues away well come on White house Julian Serenade In that room my night was made Chemical reaction, utter satisfaction Clap on, clap off, lights down, we’re exposed Come on boys, grab your girl Come on fellas, grab your man Come on ladies, grab your guy Come on chicas, grab your dame In the middle of the dark room Lovin' in the middle of the dark room Dancing in the middle of the dark room Right here in the dark room, no one sees a sound Hold me, love me, hold me, in the middle of the dark room Love me, hold me, love me, in the middle of the dark room Hold me, love me, hold me, in the middle of the dark room Love me, hold me, love me, in the middle of the room
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Shitbox #2 01:23
Come run away with me to somewhere we can finally be Everything we want to be, possessive free apostrophe yeah I don’t wanna Gotta lotta Things to do when I’m with you you know I’ve gotta give a shotta Shot o’ wata On the spotta We would do so many things if only I could think of them but I just can’t because This song is stuck in my head This song is outta sight This song is super rad man This song is hella tight Hoppin’ clubs is super choice man So let’s go and get some brews Bruises on your human body Because you’re human that’s the kind of bodies humans have man I would write a better line if I could think of one but I just can’t because This song is stuck in my head This song is outta sight This song is super rad man This song is hella tight This song is uber sick bro It is the cat’s meow It’s playing on the radio Everybody loves it, and how!
9.
Sleepless nights protect my hair And I don’t mind if people stare But evry now and then they call me Hey hey hey hey! A touch of class a snap of style Snap some cuffs once in a while But evry now and then they stall me Hey hey hey hey! Evrybody (hey hey hey hey) Get together (hey hey hey hey) Evrybody (hey hey hey hey) Get a sweater Cardigans, sweaters, and shirts I don’t have a job but you know that I work Every outfit I’m wearing the girls can’t stop staring at me Just let me be Hair paste and a good sense of taste I dye it and diet my hair and my waist It’s hard to conceive but I just can’t believe my ties I’m not like those other guys Double, full, or even half Windsor over just like that But evry now and then they stop me hey hey hey hey Button down and suit on up Too much class, not class enough But every now and then top me hey hey hey hey Every girl (hey hey hey hey) Grab a guy (hey hey hey hey) Every guy (hey hey hey hey) Grab a tie
10.
(Written improvisationally by two of Jonas and William's freshman dorm-mates. $Pine4Satan2013) My mom told me not to go outside today, but I did My dad told me not to take the car out today, but I did When I went outside there was a nuclear attack, and I died When I took the car out I hit a kid, and he did Rebellion, rebellion It's bad, so bad Rules are there for a reason My sister told me not to borrow her top, but I did Then I went to a party and I threw up, oh shit Shouldn't have had tomato soup this morning, bad idea My mom told me to just eat cereal instead, but I didn't
11.
Hey there girl girl Go ahead and twirl twirl Show me what it’s all about Gonna make ya’ scream gonna make it loud Hey there boy boy You’ll be my toy toy Comin’ out with a bangarang I should have gone before I came But if I’m coming on too strong, let me know Sippin’ on vanilla coke Snortin’ on vanilla joke Just a few more little sips Suck that straw between your lips Bang Bang! The smokin’ gun Holdin’ six but I got one Pick up stix bend down real slow One more shot means one more blow
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Pterodactyl 03:17
Pterodactyl comin’ after me Pterodactyl with a silent “p” Can you run? No I can’t 'Cause he can fly, you dumb sonofabitch Brontosarus coming after me Brontosaurus thinks I’m a tree Get it? He’s a herbivore All these dinos coming after me? Lord knows I knows they’re coming after me Why these dinos coming after me? Velociraptor coming after me Velociraptor vicious as can be Do they hunt in packs or do they hunt alone? They hunt in packs… well fuck Triceratops coming after me Triceratops, horns, he’s got three Does he have two horns or does he have one? He’s got three horns you ignorant cunt Tyrannosaurus coming after me Tyrannosaurus with a capital T Should you run or should you stand still? I should run, you dumb son of a bitch

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Produced in part by Chris White

Recorded in J. Sharpe Studios in Cyrus, MN

Recording funded primarily through Indiegogo Campaign

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released December 7, 2014

Indiegogo Backers:
Chris White
Cole Peterson
J. Evan LeFreak
William White
Dorreen White
Jared Jon Jerzak
Gardner Brenneisen
Eric Dymit
Brian Mitchell
Collin Ireland
Adam Molde
Matt McDonough
Mitch Finzel
Gareth O'Dalaigh
Rebecca Johnson
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Songs by Jonas Newhouse & William White

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